Promise you won't lie?
I'm lying right now. ON MY BED. HARDIHARHAR.

Is the person you last texted single?
Evadne? No.

Do you get jealous easily?
Ahehehehehehehheheheheheheehheheheeheheh ehe.

Not PREVIOUSLY, but yeah. I do. I'm glad for it, it just means that I love him more.

What are you currently waiting for?

THE END OF ASSESSMENT- Nov 16.

Do you think more about the past, present, or future?
Future. Will I end up as a cleaning lady? What do I want tomorrow for breakfast? If my nose runs more than it is now, it may as well be in a marathon...

Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
Yes. N.

Is anything wrong with your eyes?
No????? That's why I'm able to type this quiz up right now.

Who were the last people you saw besides from family?
Robyn and Roy.

Do you have nice eyes?
WHAT EYES. THEY'RE CHINKS.

If something was wrong, who is the first girl you would go to?
Bianca.

Who's thinking about you right now?
Idk. Probably the horny old man next door.

Is this year the best year of your life?
In a way, yes.

How do you feel about Diet Dr Pepper?
EEEEEEE.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Do you go to the tanning bed on a regular basis?
LOL. No, and if I did, I probably wouldn't know how to work it.

Does your bedroom need cleaning?
YES, MY ART PIECES ARE PILING EVERYWHERE.


Flowers or chocolate?
Chocolate, I can't eat flowers.


Sushi of choice?
ANY, ANY, ANY. Preferably with salmon inside.

Would you rather take a relationship really slow or really fast?

Depends. Can I take it mid-speed?

Do you ever hang out with someone of the opposite sex?
Yeah.

Are you comfortable with your height?

IN MY PLATFORMS? YES.

Otherwise, no.

Do you act differently around the person you like?

A little.

Do you think anyone has feelings for you?

LULZ, YES, UNFORTUNATELY. Shiva, the diva.

Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
Mmmm, yes. Nils.

And Bianca.

Do you like thunderstorms?

NO NO NO.

Do you think teenagers can be in love?
Depends, who am i to say?

How fast does your mood change?

ERRRRR. QUITE FAST. Sometimes at road runner speed.

Are there things that can't be joked about with you?
Not really.

What do you always take with you?
Phone, money, and my otter.

No, that's not a safe word for dildo.

Anything on your walls?

Yes, a squished mosquito.

Do you feel comfortable getting up and giving speeches?

LOL I READ THAT AS "DO YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH YOUR SPECIES?"

Uhhh, by now I am! Very much so.

This time last year, can you remember who you liked?

yes. Nils.

I bet you miss somebody right now...

I WONDER WHO.

Do you get high a lot?
NO, all I ever am is low.


Do you have a box where you keep all your important things?

Yes. :] three boxes now, actually.

If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
Probably not. Unless tigers wanted to adopt me. I'd be a good pet. I'm all cute and shit. And I could rub their bellies.

Are you afraid of shots?
WHY DO I READ THESE THINGS WRONG.

"Are you afraid of shorts?"

OH YES TERRIBLY, THE PANTLEGS TERRIFY ME.

Is there someone you can tell anything to?
Yes, Nils.

And Bianca. And Raf.

Has anyone called you perfect before?

No. And I'm not.

Do your best friends’ parents tend to like you?

LOL, BIANCA, YOU ANSWER THAT.

What’s your all-time favorite ROMANCE movie?

CASABLANCA.

Ever really cried your heart out?

Yes.

Are you the same person as you were at the beginning of 2009?

Er, in some ways. I'm always evolving. LIKE A POKEMON.

But my humor seems to stay the same...that hasn't changed for the last 15 years.

Is there a difference between love and IN love?

Yup.

Do you speak any other language other than English?
Yup.

Did 2008 treat you good?
Yup.

Do you think you were raised well?

Yup.

What's your favorite super-hero?

Yup.

I MEAN. BIG BARDA. LOL, I kid.

Probably Wolverine.

Though I'd rather pick V, but he's not really a super-hero.

Can you say the alphabet backwards?

No. Just the last three letters, I suck.

Pen or pencil?

PEN.

but it depends.

Ever had an 11:11 wish come true?

No.

Does it matter if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?

Yes. I'm glad he doesn't - I won't want to kiss that otherwise.

What’s your favorite type of flower?

Carnations.

Do you think two people can last forever?

I guess so?

Do you consider yourself lucky?
Very much so.

Is there someone that cares about you more than themselves?

My mother.

Freedom or safety?

That's a tough one. Safety is usually there for a good reason, but eh. I'M TOO TIRED TO DEBATE THIS.

Pass.

Has a song ever made you cry?

Yup.

A book ever made you cry?

DEFINITELY.

Is the world crumbling to pieces?

APPLE-CRUMBLING TO PIECES.

Is your handwriting large, tiny, or pretty normal?

Tineeeeehhhhhh.

Will you be in a relationship next month?

DAMNED STRAIGHT. Or not, because he's bi.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, I AMUSE MYSELF.

Who was the last person to piss you off, and why?

Ironically, the same person as the one in the question above.